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A college professor was doing a study to test the senses of first graders, using a bowl of lifesavers. He gave all the children the same kind of lifesavers, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by color and flavor.
The children began to say:
"Red............cherry,"
"Yellow.........lemon,"
"Green.........lime,"
"Orange........orange."
Finally the professor gave them all honey lifesavers. After eating them for a few moments none of the children could identify the taste.
"Well," said the professor, "I'll give you all a clue, It's what your Mommy may sometimes call your Daddy."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled, "Quick everybody; spit them out! They're assholes!"