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The problem with some women is they get all excited over nothing ...
and then marry him.
Never ever take a laxative and a sleeping pill the same night.
The next person who tells me to Cowboy Up is going to end up hogtied
with a brand on his/her ass.
Stress - def: The confusion created when one's mind overrides the body's
basic desire to choke the living shit out of some asshole who
desperately deserves it.
Always always always Copy/Paste your template coding to a Notepad and
save that sucker somewhere on your computer for when you inevitably
screw it up trying to add some new sparkly to your diary.
Is it really a bad thing to swipe the batteries out of your kid's
gameboy to put in your own toys?
There are NO winners in a shit fight. You both come out stinking.