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April 09, 2004

Guest Wisdom from bisa-pet!

The problem with some women is they get all excited over nothing ...

and then marry him.

Never ever take a laxative and a sleeping pill the same night.

The next person who tells me to Cowboy Up is going to end up hogtied

with a brand on his/her ass.

Stress - def: The confusion created when one's mind overrides the body's

basic desire to choke the living shit out of some asshole who

desperately deserves it.

Always always always Copy/Paste your template coding to a Notepad and

save that sucker somewhere on your computer for when you inevitably

screw it up trying to add some new sparkly to your diary.

Is it really a bad thing to swipe the batteries out of your kid's

gameboy to put in your own toys?

There are NO winners in a shit fight. You both come out stinking.

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