- I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for driving under

the influence of alcohol.

- I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver's license suspended

for 30 days.

- My Texas driving record has been "lost" and is not available.

MILITARY:

- I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL.

- I refused to take a drug test or answer any questions about my

drug use.

- By joining the Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid

combat duty in Vietnam.

COLLEGE:

- I graduated from Yale University with a low C average.

- I was a cheerleader.

PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:

- I ran for U.S. Congress and lost.

- I began my career in the oil business in Midland, Texas, in 1975.

- I bought an oil company, but couldn't fin d any oil in Texas.

- The company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.

- I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that

took land using taxpayer money.

- With the help of my father and our friends in the oil industry

(including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was elected governor of Texas.

ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS:

- I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies,

making Texas the most polluted state in the Union.

- During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most smog

ridden city in America.

- I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of

billions in borrowed money.

- I set the record for the most executions by any governor in

American history.

- With the help of my brother, the governor of Florida, and my

father's appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President after

losing by over 500,000 votes.

ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:

- I am the first President in U.S. history to enter office with a

criminal record.

- I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over

one billion dollars per week.

- I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S.

Treasury.

- I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S.

history.

- I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in

any 12month period.

- I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12month

period.

- I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of

the U.S. stock market.

- In my first year in office, over 2 million Americans lost their

jobs and that trend continues every month.

- I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any

administration in U.S. history.

- My "poorest millionaire," Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil

tanker named after her.

- I set the record for most campaign fund raising trips by a U.S.

President.

- I am the all-time U.S. and world record holder for receiving the

most corporate campaign donations.

- My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my best

friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy

fraud in U.S. History, Enron.

- My political party used Enron private jets and corporate attorneys

to assure my success with the U.S. Supreme Court during my election

decision.

- I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against

investigation or prosecution. More time and money was spent

investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair than has been spent

investigating one of the biggest corporate rip offs in history.

- I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. history and ref

used to intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was

revealed.

- I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history.

- I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals to be

awarded government contracts.

- I appointed more convicted criminals to administration than any

President in U.S. history.

- I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest

bureaucracy in the history of the United States government.

- I've broken more international treaties than any President in U.S.

history.

- I am the first President in U.S. history to have the United

Nations remove the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission.

- I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law.

- I refused to allow inspectors access to U.S. "prisoners of war"

detainees and thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva Convention.

- I am the first President in history to refuse United Nations

election inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. election).

- I set the record for fewest number of press conferences of any

President since the advent of television.

- I set the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one

year period.

- After taking off the entire month of August, I presided over the

worst security failure in U.S. history.

- I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after the World Trade

Center attacks and less than a year later made the U.S. the most hated

country in the world, the largest failure of diplomacy in world

history.

- I have set the all time record for most people worldwide to

simultaneously protest me in public venues (15 million people),

shattering the record for protest against any person in the history of

mankind.

- I am the first President in U.S. history to order an unprovoked,

preemptive attack and the military occupation of a sovereign nation. I

did so against the will of the United Nations, the majority of U.S.

citizens, and the world community.

- I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a cut

in duty benefits for active duty troops and their families in war > time.

- In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our reasons for

attacking Iraq, then blamed the lies on our British friends.

- I am the first President in history to have a majority of

Europeans (71%) view my residency as the biggest threat to world peace

and security.

- I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical Bunker Buster,"

a WMD.

- I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama Bin Laden

to justice.

RECORDS AND REFERENCES:

- All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are now in my

father's library, sealed and unavailable for public view.

- All records of SEC inv estigations into my insider trading and my

bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public

view.

- All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice President,

attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and

unavailable for public review.

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